You see, Sheila and Rhonda are at Barney's trying on outfits in the attic.  When they hear their friend Lyza screaming from the other room.  They go in to find out that she is in pre-term labor and she isn't ready to have the baby yet.  Well, it's the middle of the day and there's no getting through the streets, so they have no choice but to push the baby back in.  Sheila holds Lyza while Rhonda pushed the baby up inside.  It takes a lot of hard work, but Rhonda succeeds.  It's a story about friendship.  That said, I'm going to bed. 

Hold on, one more….

Alright, now that I've gotten that out of the way.  There are a lot of things that you can do with google.  Ever heard of Ali G?  I first heard about him on google somewhere abou a year ago.  Ali G is the man.  He gets interviews with some of the smartest people alive and he asks them the stupidest questions.   One day, while Ali G was interviewing Donald Trump, he used the "Google Method" to project sales for an invention of his.  It was quite simple.  He searched the term "Ice Cream" and got a large number of results.  He then searched "Gloves" and got another large number of results.  By multiplying the two numbers, Ali G determined how many people would be interested in buying gloves that were designed to stop one's hands from getting sticky when they ate ice cream. 
The only problem Ali G had with his method was that he multiplied instead of adding.
Therefore, in the spirit of Ali G, I believe that by searching relevent terms and adding the search results together, you can project how many people are interested in that combination. 
For the purpose of having a margin of error, I searched my own entire name.  I received 386,000 results.  Therefore, from whatever number we end up with, you can assume there is a 386,000 margin of error.

Consider the following:

1.)396,000,000 People interested in Sex + 1,640,000 People interested in Dead Hookers.
                    Therefore 397,640,000 People interested in sex with Dead Hookers.

2.)28,200,000 People interested in Rape + 11,000,000 People interested in Incest
                     Therefore 39,200,000 People are interested in Incest Rape

3.)57,800,000 People interested in Hitler + 42,000,000 People interested in Anal Sex
                      Therefore 99,800,000 interested in Hitler having Anal Sex.

4.)63,500,000 People interested in 69 + 47,400,000 Interested Animals Sex
             Therefore, 11,090,000 People interested in 69ing Animals.

Some interesting things to consider when working with this formula:
1.) 36,100,000 Are into Oral Sex Yet 47,400,000 are into Animal Sex
2.) 2,790 are into Conilingus Yet 14,000,000 are into Eating Ass
3.) 16,700,000 Are into Lesbian Female Yet 33,800,000 Are into Gay Male
4.) 54,800,000 Are interested in God Sex
5.) The most intriguing statistic of all, when compared to all others is that 1,010,000,000 People are into Computers.
*In place of websites, Ali G and I inserted the word 'people'.  Insert the word website and it all makes sense. 

Now, for an alternative view on Debbie Does Dallas. 
Debbie is a stuck up bitch.  She gets an offer to be on the cheerleading squad for the Dallas Cheerleaders which she can't afford.  In order to make money, she pimps herself and friends out.  It is a disgusting movie in which all of the girls combined could provide astro-turf for Dallas stadium.  It's horribly acted with a stupid sub-plot.  It's about a bunch of 30 something men having awkward sex with 16 year olds.  Debbie does the right thing with Mr. Greenfield in the begginning by telling him that she will tell her mother if he doesn't stop approaching her body.  That is the only right thing she does.  She actually encourages her friends, whose bodies don't even compare, to whore themselves out to a librarian, a candlestore owner, a tennis player and his stumpy friend, a married man with a mind as dirty as his car?  This movie is absolutely trash.  In the end where Debbie lets Mr. Greenfield take advantage of her, you can actually feel the pain that the poor woman is putting herself through in order to cheer and support her personal image of 'sex object.'

I wrote this in order to show contrasting views. 
These are more than just liberal and conservative views.  They are views that can be easily taken by any individual who sees this movie.  This is what the supreme court argued over in the 60's and 70's to decide what was pornography and what was not.  If you only read the first view, you are convinced that this movie is about girls making money to support their friend's dream.  If you read the second view, you are forced to believe that this movie is a disgusting biography of statutory rape. 
So…just what is Debbie Does Dallas? 
It's a movie.  It's an entertaining movie that doesn't cause harm to any person who decided to view it.
Isn't all that we need to know?  George Bush, er, politicians are trying to destroy the pornography industry and as I've stated in past blogs, porno is a MULTIxMULTI-BILLION dollar business and to stop it's creation, distribution, and policy of non-censorship would be crazy. 
Small side note-Deep Throat cost $25,000 and raked in $600,000.  This makes it the most proffitable movie venture ever. 
Let's get into Deep Throat. 
Both of these movies were enjoyable, I don't know when I've laughed so hard at a movie in a long time. 

The plot behind Deep Throat is that two girls are roommates.  One of the girls is always meeting new men to satisfy her sexually and the other is somewhat of a prude because she feels that she is too complicated.  The promiscuous roommate decides to help the prude come out of her shell and she calls together a big sex party.  The prude, Linda, is able to have sex with 14 different men, "more if you count those who went twice."  But Linda just can't be satisfied.  She decided to go to her doctor and the doctor helps Linda out a lot.  He tells her that she has no clitoris.  Upon further inspection, the doctor finds Linda's clitoris deep inside her throat.  How ironic.  This movie was a lot funnier than Debbie Does Dallas and wittier.   It gave me a new appreciation for Coca-Cola.
Some quotes that I picked up from this movie that had an impact on mellL:

"Mind if I smoke while your eating?"
"Do you want to get off or do you want to destroy a city.?"
"No wonder you here no bells, you have no Tinkler."
"Your clitoris is deep down in the bottom of your throat."

If you don't understand these quotes, check out the movie.
As for me, I thoroughly enjoyed both and I appreciate the exposure to these movies from Dr. Halavais.  Some of the most entertaining porno I've seen has been due to school.
In this, I think I've proven a point, at least for Debbie Does Dallas-on interpretation.  I hope it made everybody question the system.
I hope this is A material.

Sexual acting out despite serious consequences and repeated attempts at control.
I constantly push my girlfriend to try new things that she doesn't want to do.  Left eye, right eye, brown eye. 
 

Inability to stop (or powerlessness) despite adverse consequences, with frequent use of denial, rationalization, and minimization to hide both the problem and the underlying shame.
Sure.  When my roommate walks in on me on the computer, I hide the screen and I deny what just happened. 
 

Neglect or sacrifice of important social, family, occupational, or recreational activities because of sexual behavior.
There has been a Friday night or two when instead of going out with my friends, I stayed in and treated myself to a romantic dinner followed by a night of passion with Naughty Nurses 3.
 

Risk taking
Sometimes, I binge drink and walk up Bailey Ave in Buffalo.
 

Living a double life.
I no longer work as a spy.
 

Decrease in one's spiritual or religious life. A constant violation of one's value system.
I have been known to play wing man voluntarilly, you know, Fat-Bottom Girls.
 

Endangering one's professional and family life.
If mom only knew.

So, it looks as though I have an addiction, or at least, had an addiction.  No, I don't believe pornography is running my life.  But, do you know someone whose life is being taken over by pornography?  You can go to this website and send them an e-card telling them of your feelings.  The e-card that I sent to my roommate states :
All the things that you've been hiding…
Have really hurt me.
Please get help for your pornography addiction. 

It would take me forever to review this entire website, but trust me, it's worth checking out.  There are actually people out there who have turned themselves into vegetative specimens by spending countless hours in adult bookstores and ruining their marriages through use of the internet and chat rooms.  Personally, if a person is addicted to pornography, then they obviously have some issues that need to be addressed and it may take a bit more than god to solve that problem.  If you are letting pornography ruin your life, turn off the computer! How hard is it to let your arm rest for a night and go for a walk? 
The last thing I want to mention is part of the FAQ section on this website.  It contains questions such as:
 
"Does pornography addiction have to be terminal?"
"Does every person who views pornography become addicted?"
And my favorite question…"How did Satan take control of my Spouse's thought life?"
Check out the website.  It's kind of funny to see how these people live and what people are doing to try and control their addiction.

–Regan Starr, on the filming of Rough Sex 2.
Quoted in Martin Amis' "A Rough Trade"

Now as I said before, I'm not into that kind of pornography, but it just seems disgusting that the poor girl would be telling the camera man to turn off the camera, but they would keep filming.  A question that I'd have is how many repeat actresses do they get in movies like that.  It is the exact opposite of empowerment, it is purely degrading.
Another article under this topic caught my attention, and that is of the strippers who were secretly taped by their employer.  The footage, taken in their dressing room, was broadcast over the internet for any to see.  The girls, although aware that there were cameras in their dressing rooms, were told that the cameras were for security puposes.  Again, this is a degrading situation for those women.  Sure they are strippers, in the club, they take the stage and see their audience.  The idea of them being broadcast to millions of horny men eating fried chicken in their sweat stained tank tops in trailer parks is disturbing to anyone.  Check out the article. The website also addresses an article about perspective hooters employees being filmed without their knowledge by the general manager. 
The porn myth website has definately changed by perspective on some issues and ideas that I've had the last few years.  It's changed the way that I view aspects of adult entertainment, and not in good ways.  I'm disgusted at some of the things the website mentions, and for the first time in my life, I sympathize with strippers and pornstars. 

The Following is from http://bertc.com/sexlaws.htm

"No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl]

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal – unless performed for profit – however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy – provided only the missionary position has been applied – is only a misdemeanor.

(The following was received from Patrick Clark unterhund@mailcity.com
 a resident of Utah: "Unfortunately, your page on weird USA sex laws ( http://www.bertc.com/sexlaws.htm ) has some errors. Utah law does not consider masturbation to be sodomy. Specifically, Utah Code section 76-5-403  ( http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05048.htm ) defines sodomy to include the mouth or anus of one person, and the genitals of another. Near as I can tell by reading the law, both are guilty of the misdemeanor, unless it's without consent. Then it's a felony for the aggressor. I can't find anything making private masturbation illegal. In public, on the other hand . . .

Yes, it's anal of me to call this to your attention. I'm a picky sort, especially when my state's already, um, interesting reputation is unfairly attacked.')

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

—anon—

And in a similar manner:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."